Computers/Software/Internet/Site Management/Content Management http://www.defunctgames.com Defunct Games: Live on tape from the Minus World! Copyright 2011 Defunct Games Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0800 Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0800 en-us Cyril Lachel loser@defunctgames.com Defunct Games loser@defunctgames.com (Cyril Lachel) loser@defunctgames.com Defunct Games: Live on tape from the Minus World! Are you sick of the usual video game podcast? Defunct Games has you covered. Between THE LEADERBOARD (a weekly trivia game show) and CYRIL READS WORLDS OF POWER (a book on tape series), there's something for just about everybody ... assuming they like books on tape and game shows! http://radio.defunctgames.com/itunespicture-dg-144.jpg http://www.defunctgames.com/ 144 144 http://radio.defunctgames.com/itunespicture-dg-300.jpg http://www.defunctgames.com/ Defunct Games no Games & Hobbies Cyril Reads Metal Gear (Ch. 8 - 9) After spending seven chapters collecting guns, missile launchers, grenades, mines and ammo, Solid Snake is about to go all First Blood on these terrorists. Or is he? It turns out that the author has a different story to tell. What will happen when Justin Halley has an emotional reunion with one of the top Snake Men? Find out now when you listen to this super-sized episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! Defunct Games After spending seven chapters collecting guns, missile launchers, grenades, mines and ammo, Solid Snake is about to go all First Blood on these terrorists. Or is he? It turns out that the author has a different story to tell. What will happen when Justin Halley has an emotional reunion with one of the top Snake Men? Find out now when you listen to this super-sized episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-43 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-43 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-43 Video Games Wed, 16 May 2012 00:45:00 -0800 no 00:20:08 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Metal Gear, action, Metal Gear, Konami, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Metal Gear (Ch. 7) Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! This week Solid Snake does battle with a large spiked death trap and computer puzzle. How will he avoid getting squashed? Will this be the episode where he fulfills his mission to die? Find out now when we dig into chapter 7 on Cyril Reads Metal Gear! Defunct Games Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! This week Solid Snake does battle with a large spiked death trap and computer puzzle. How will he avoid getting squashed? Will this be the episode where he fulfills his mission to die? Find out now when we dig into chapter 7 on Cyril Reads Metal Gear! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-42 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-42 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-42 Video Games Wed, 09 May 2012 00:45:00 -0800 no 00:11:38 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Metal Gear, action, Metal Gear, Konami, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Metal Gear (Ch. 5 - 6) Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! This week Solid Snake has finally made it inside Outer Heaven. Is it time to shoot the place up? No, not exactly, but a lot of exciting things happen in the next twenty minutes. For one thing, we find out that Justin isn't the only Snake Man alive. But for how long? Find out when you listen to Cyril Reads Metal Gear chapters 5 and 6! Defunct Games Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! This week Solid Snake has finally made it inside Outer Heaven. Is it time to shoot the place up? No, not exactly, but a lot of exciting things happen in the next twenty minutes. For one thing, we find out that Justin isn't the only Snake Man alive. But for how long? Find out when you listen to Cyril Reads Metal Gear chapters 5 and 6! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-41 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-41 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-41 Video Games Wed, 02 May 2012 00:45:00 -0800 no 00:20:17 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Metal Gear, action, Metal Gear, Konami, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Metal Gear (Ch. 3 - 4) Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! In this episode Justin Halley fights off a pack of wild dogs, annoys a family of monkeys and gets inspired by his inner-cat. It's an episode you won't want to miss, if only for the silliness. So grab a cold beverage and get ready for Cyril Reads Metal Gear chapters 3 and 4! Defunct Games Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! In this episode Justin Halley fights off a pack of wild dogs, annoys a family of monkeys and gets inspired by his inner-cat. It's an episode you won't want to miss, if only for the silliness. So grab a cold beverage and get ready for Cyril Reads Metal Gear chapters 3 and 4! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-40 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-40 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-40 Video Games Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:45:00 -0800 no 00:21:32 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Metal Gear, action, Metal Gear, Konami, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Metal Gear (Ch. 1 - 2) After a three year hiatus, Cyril Reads Worlds of Power is back with a vengeance! Sick of ninjas, bionic men and masters of blasting? Then it's time to sneak into Cyril Reads Metal Gear. Join Solid Snake as he takes down large metal robots and the men who want to control the world with them. This episode looks at chapters 1 and 2 out of 18! Defunct Games After a three year hiatus, Cyril Reads Worlds of Power is back with a vengeance! Sick of ninjas, bionic men and masters of blasting? Then it's time to sneak into Cyril Reads Metal Gear. Join Solid Snake as he takes down large metal robots and the men who want to control the world with them. This episode looks at chapters 1 and 2 out of 18! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-39 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-39 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-39 Video Games Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:45:00 -0800 no 00:25:59 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Metal Gear, action, Metal Gear, Konami, books on tape, worlds of power James Sturges Fights The Leaderboard After a few weeks off, Defunct Games has located a man brave enough to tackle The Leaderboard. In this game show we read old game reviews and you tell me the title. It sounds simple, but there are always people looking to outdo your high score. Does our newest contestant have what it takes? Find out now when you listen to another gripping episode of The Leaderboard! Defunct Games After a few weeks off, Defunct Games has located a man brave enough to tackle The Leaderboard. In this game show we read old game reviews and you tell me the title. It sounds simple, but there are always people looking to outdo your high score. Does our newest contestant have what it takes? Find out now when you listen to another gripping episode of The Leaderboard! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-3 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-3 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-3 Video Games Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:24:31 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, The Leaderboard, game show, EGM, electronic Gaming Monthly, James Sturges, podcast, MP3, audio, reviews Electronic Gaming Monthly Kevin Knight Wrestles The Leaderboard It's time once again for THE LEADERBOARD, the Defunct Games podcast/game show. You read that correctly, it's both a game show AND a podcast! In this episode we welcome part-time wrestler Kevin Knight to the show. Defunct Games It's time once again for THE LEADERBOARD, the Defunct Games podcast/game show. You read that correctly, it's both a game show AND a podcast! In this episode we welcome part-time wrestler Kevin Knight to the show. Will he have what it takes to beat Jerry's score? Find out now when you listen to THE LEADERBOARD! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-2 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-2 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-2 Video Games Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:32:24 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, The Leaderboard, game show, EGM, electronic Gaming Monthly, Jerry Terrifying, podcast, MP3, audio, reviews Electronic Gaming Monthly Jerry Terrifying Climbs The Leaderboard Defunct Games is proud to present THE LEADERBOARD, our brand new weekly podcast/game show. That's right, it's both a podcast AND a game show! In this pilot episode we have Jerry Terrifying go for high score. Defunct Games Defunct Games is proud to present THE LEADERBOARD, our brand new weekly podcast/game show. That's right, it's both a podcast AND a game show! In this pilot episode we have Jerry Terrifying go for high score. Will he be able to guess the game using nothing but old Electronic Gaming Monthly reviews? Find out now when you listen to THE LEADERBOARD! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-1 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-1 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=leaderboard-1 Video Games Wed, 13 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:28:06 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, The Leaderboard, game show, EGM, electronic Gaming Monthly, Jerry Terrifying, podcast, MP3, audio, reviews Electronic Gaming Monthly Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 20 + 21) Cyril is back with a brand new episode of everybody's favorite book-on-tape podcast. That's right, it's time for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, a sarcastic take on one of the worst video game books ever written. Will this be the end of Jason and Alex? Will these two nobodies save the world from certain doom? And where the hell has Eve been? Defunct Games Cyril is back with a brand new episode of everybody's favorite book-on-tape podcast. That's right, it's time for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, a sarcastic take on one of the worst video game books ever written. Will this be the end of Jason and Alex? Will these two nobodies save the world from certain doom? And where the hell has Eve been? http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-36 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-36 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-36 Video Games Wed, 21 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:18:01 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 18 + 19) It's the moment we've all been waiting for, the fight between Jason and his pet frog. Oh, that may not sound very exciting, but I guarantee that this is one episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master you won't want to miss! After tonight we only have three more weeks, so make sure and keep up with our most exciting podcast yet! Defunct Games It's the moment we've all been waiting for, the fight between Jason and his pet frog. Oh, that may not sound very exciting, but I guarantee that this is one episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master you won't want to miss! After tonight we only have three more weeks, so make sure and keep up with our most exciting podcast yet! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-35 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-35 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-35 Video Games Wed, 21 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:16:59 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 16 + 17) It's time once again for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, the only podcast daring enough to read some of the worst in video game books. This week we continue our quest to beat Blaster Master, two chapters at a time. Who is this brand new character? Where is Jason's frog? Why was the Plutonium Boss rhyming a few chapters ago? Defunct Games It's time once again for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, the only podcast daring enough to read some of the worst in video game books. This week we continue our quest to beat Blaster Master, two chapters at a time. Who is this brand new character? Where is Jason's frog? Why was the Plutonium Boss rhyming a few chapters ago? http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-34 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-34 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-34 Video Games Wed, 14 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:25:21 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 14 + 15) With only a handful of episodes left, Cyril Reads Blaster Master is getting intense. Well, it's going to get intense. Right now it's getting melodramatic. But I'm sure it's just a phase. What this episode lacks in amazing special effects and over-the-top action, it makes up with heart. Defunct Games With only a handful of episodes left, Cyril Reads Blaster Master is getting intense. Well, it's going to get intense. Right now it's getting melodramatic. But I'm sure it's just a phase. What this episode lacks in amazing special effects and over-the-top action, it makes up with heart. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-33 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-33 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-33 Video Games Wed, 07 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:14:14 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 12 + 13) It's time once again for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, the show that isn't afraid to read you one of the worst video game books of all time. In this episode we learn more about the missing Fred, what it takes to destroy the space car and how many bosses our heroes will have to fight through in order to save the North East. Defunct Games It's time once again for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, the show that isn't afraid to read you one of the worst video game books of all time. In this episode we learn more about the missing Fred, what it takes to destroy the space car and how many bosses our heroes will have to fight through in order to save the North East. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-32 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-32 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-32 Video Games Wed, 24 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:21:10 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 10 + 11) Meet Jason, your normal frog lover that accidentally got himself duped into saving the world with some alien chick. All caught up? Good, because it's time for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master. Defunct Games Meet Jason, your normal frog lover that accidentally got himself duped into saving the world with some alien chick. All caught up? Good, because it's time for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master. In this episode our hero takes on his first boss. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-31 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-31 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-31 Video Games Wed, 17 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:17:16 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 8 + 9) After a week off, we're back with the long awaited fourth episode of the Cyril Reads Blaster Master podcast. In this episode Jason finally gets out of that damn space car. But what happens next will shake you to your core. Defunct Games After a week off, we're back with the long awaited fourth episode of the Cyril Reads Blaster Master podcast. In this episode Jason finally gets out of that damn space car. But what happens next will shake you to your core. Or maybe it won't. Nah, it probably won't. But it will be entertaining! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-30 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-30 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-30 Video Games Wed, 10 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:19:45 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 6 + 7) After five chapters, it's officially time to get some answers. In this very special episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master we learn why Eve is here on earth and who all of these bad guys are. Defunct Games After five chapters, it's officially time to get some answers. In this very special episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master we learn why Eve is here on earth and who all of these bad guys are. We also learn who that jump suit belonged to before Jason. But be warned, this is a slow and plodding episode. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-29 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-29 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-29 Video Games Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:22:16 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 4 + 5) It's Wednesday and that can only mean one thing, it's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master. In this exciting episode Jason meets the mysterious gun-toting warrior, fights a couple of evil robots and ... gets caught up in lava? Defunct Games It's Wednesday and that can only mean one thing, it's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master. In this exciting episode Jason meets the mysterious gun-toting warrior, fights a couple of evil robots and ... gets caught up in lava? Oh Blaster Master, you don't disappoint. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-28 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-28 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-28 Video Games Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:16:13 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ch. 1 - 3) You've battled giant squids in Bionic Commando and have been shot by a thirteen year old girl in Ninja Gaiden. You've saved your dad and Super Joe. So now that you've done all this, what else is there left to do? Defunct Games You've battled giant squids in Bionic Commando and have been shot by a thirteen year old girl in Ninja Gaiden. You've saved your dad and Super Joe. So now that you've done all this, what else is there left to do? May we suggest you check out Defunct Games' newest weekly podcast, Cyril Reads Blaster Master! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-27 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-27 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-27 Video Games Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:26:54 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Cyril Reads Blaster Master, action, Blaster Master, Sunsoft, books on tape, worlds of power Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 20 + 21) Can you believe it? We're already to the season finale of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the show that isn't afraid to read you all 21 chapters of this terrible, terrible book. Defunct Games Can you believe it? We're already to the season finale of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the show that isn't afraid to read you all 21 chapters of this terrible, terrible book. In the exciting conclusion to this book we learn what happens to Kilt, where Super Joe is and how they plan on getting rid of Master D! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-26 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-26 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-26 Video Games Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:23:19 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 18 + 19) It's the penultimate episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the one podcast that is not afraid to read one of the worst books of all time. Defunct Games It's the penultimate episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the one podcast that is not afraid to read one of the worst books of all time. In this episode Jack Markson comes face to face with The Hand ... and The Hand's special friend. You don't want to miss it! Find out what happens when you tune in to another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-25 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-25 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-25 Video Games Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:23:27 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 16 + 17) We're down to the final three episodes of Bionic Commando! How can that be? It felt like just the other day we started our weekly book-on-tape podcast. Defunct Games We're down to the final three episodes of Bionic Commando! How can that be? It felt like just the other day we started our weekly book-on-tape podcast. In this episode we take a look at another two chapters, which involves some resolution and cool boss battles! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-24 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-24 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-24 Video Games Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:18:54 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 14 + 15) It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando! This week's super sized episode features not one, but two full chapters. Defunct Games It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando! This week's super sized episode features not one, but two full chapters. These are chapters full of action, emotion, danger and comedy. Well, ignore the comedy, emotion, danger and action part, but everything else is true! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-23 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-23 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-23 Video Games Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:23:18 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 13) It's time once again for another episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando. We're two months into this book and we've battled an octopus, giant man-eating plant and so much more. What else is there? Defunct Games It's time once again for another episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando. We're two months into this book and we've battled an octopus, giant man-eating plant and so much more. What else is there? Find out now when we check out the 13th chapter of Bionic Commando, the awesomely terrible novelization of the classic NES game! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-22 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-22 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-22 Video Games Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:14:54 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 12) It's time yet again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show on the internet not afraid to read this awful book one chapter at a time. Defunct Games It's time yet again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show on the internet not afraid to read this awful book one chapter at a time. This week we ignore that man-eating plant and focus on our feelings. I'm talking about our emotions. It's time we shed a bionic tear for our bionic friend. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-21 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-21 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-21 Video Games Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:14:05 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 11) It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show brave enough to read the Bionic Commando book from twenty years ago. Defunct Games It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show brave enough to read the Bionic Commando book from twenty years ago. You will never believe what Jack has to do in this chapter. That's right; you're never going to guess. Go ahead and try, you'll never get it! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-20 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-20 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-20 Video Games Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:14:20 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 10) When we last left our hero he was battling an octopus. No really, that's actually how the last episode ended. Find out if he is able to hold his breath long enough to kill that eight legged freak! Defunct Games When we last left our hero he was battling an octopus. No really, that's actually how the last episode ended. Find out if he is able to hold his breath long enough to kill that eight legged freak! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-19 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-19 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-19 Video Games Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:16:03 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 8 + 9) We're more than a month into Cyril Reads Bionic Commando and the stuff is hitting the fan! In this episode we take to the sky, go underwater and battle an unexpected boss. Defunct Games We're more than a month into Cyril Reads Bionic Commando and the stuff is hitting the fan! In this episode we take to the sky, go underwater and battle an unexpected boss. No really, you won't see this thing coming ... even if you're a huge fan of the original game. Get ready for action, because you're in for another exciting episode of Bionic Commando! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-18 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-18 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-18 Video Games Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:19:36 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 7) It's the only show brave enough to read you each and every chapter of the 1991 book, Bionic Commando. Defunct Games It's the only show brave enough to read you each and every chapter of the 1991 book, Bionic Commando. This week we learn that escaping stage one is harder than it sounds, especially when there are all those guys after you. We also learn that Jack has a thing for pizza and women spies! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-17 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-17 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-17 Video Games Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:15:50 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 5 + 6) It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show daring enough to, well, read Bionic Commando. Defunct Games It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show daring enough to, well, read Bionic Commando. This week our hero tries to get out of a sticky situation, but only finds that he's in yet another jam. And did I mention that he's almost turned into a hero sandwich? It's true! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-16 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-16 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-16 Video Games Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:20:19 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 3 + 4) We're back with yet another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show brave enough to read you the entire 1991 video game novel. Defunct Games We're back with yet another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show brave enough to read you the entire 1991 video game novel. In this episode our hero gets his orders and skydives into action. What happens next? You're going to have to listen and find out. Click this link and check out chapters 3 - 4 of Bionic Commando! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-15 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-15 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-15 Video Games Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:20:44 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ch. 1 + 2) After a small hiatus, Defunct Games is proud to announce another exciting season of Cyril Reads! Defunct Games After a small hiatus, Defunct Games is proud to announce another exciting season of Cyril Reads! This time around we're traded ninjas for army men. That's right, we're here to announce Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, based on one of the best 8-bit games of all time! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-14 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-14 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-14 Video Games Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:31:35 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, audio, mp3, book on tape, chapters, Bionic Commando, Capcom, NES, 8-bit Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 25 - 27) After 13 weeks, we've finally made it to the final three chapters of Ninja Gaiden. Defunct Games After 13 weeks, we've finally made it to the final three chapters of Ninja Gaiden. Join us as we give you the extra special, extra long, extra amazing season finale of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-13 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-13 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-13 Video Games Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:24:04 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 23 + 24) After three months you've made it to the penultimate episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden. In this episode Ryu Hayabusa kicks the snot out of a gigantic slime monster. Defunct Games After three months you've made it to the penultimate episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden. In this episode Ryu Hayabusa kicks the snot out of a gigantic slime monster. No really, that's what these two chapters are all about. Will Ryu be able to escape the evil statue creature? Will Ryu's dad stay alive long enough to be reunited with his wife? http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-12 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-12 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-12 Video Games Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:12:47 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 21 + 22) With only three more episodes to go before the exciting season finale, this Ninja Gaiden book is suddenly on fire. Defunct Games With only three more episodes to go before the exciting season finale, this Ninja Gaiden book is suddenly on fire. Ryu is battling bosses, finding his father, kicking some ass and saving the world ... and he's only 13! Join us as we battle Jaquio and attempt to save the world from a pair of evil statues! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-11 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-11 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-11 Video Games Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:19:37 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 19 + 20) After today we only have three more episodes, can you stand the excitement? In this very special episode we finally get some real answers about the fate of Ryu's father. Defunct Games After today we only have three more episodes, can you stand the excitement? In this very special episode we finally get some real answers about the fate of Ryu's father. Is he still alive? What does he look like? These are just a couple of the questions A.L. Singer finally addresses in chapters 19 and 20! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-10 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-10 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-10 Video Games Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:14:47 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 17 + 18) With only five episodes to go all of our Ninja Gaiden related questions are starting to be answered. Will our 13 year old hero be able to avoid getting zapped by Bloody Malth's lightning attack? Defunct Games With only five episodes to go all of our Ninja Gaiden related questions are starting to be answered. Will our 13 year old hero be able to avoid getting zapped by Bloody Malth's lightning attack? Will Ryu ever get satisfaction? Will he ever call home to tell his mom that he's alright? I mean, really, that is just the polite thing to do. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-9 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-9 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-9 Video Games Wed, 28 May 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:16:42 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 15 + 16) We're two months into Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, America's favorite book-on-tape podcast. In this episode Ryu comes face to face with not one, but two ugly bosses. Defunct Games We're two months into Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, America's favorite book-on-tape podcast. In this episode Ryu comes face to face with not one, but two ugly bosses. Questions are answered, rivalries are formed and Ryu is still only 13 years old. What will happen this week? Find out when you listen to Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden chapters 15 and 16! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-8 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-8 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-8 Video Games Wed, 21 May 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:20:18 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 13 + 14) Even on weeks when we take a vacation, Defunct Games can't ignore our weekly audio book! That's right, it's episode 7 of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, the only website currently giving A.L. Singer any attention. Defunct Games Even on weeks when we take a vacation, Defunct Games can't ignore our weekly audio book! That's right, it's episode 7 of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, the only website currently giving A.L. Singer any attention. In this episode we learn Ryu's thoughts on evolution and why he should suppress his urges. Oh, and maybe he dies in this episode! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-7 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-7 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-7 Video Games Wed, 14 May 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:16:58 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 11 + 12) Another Wednesday brings another episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, the number one video game book-on-tape internet radio show. Defunct Games Another Wednesday brings another episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, the number one video game book-on-tape internet radio show. In this episode the U.S. government has decided to drop a 13 year old ninja master into South America to save the world from total destruction. No, I'm not kidding. But that's just the start of the lunacy. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-6 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-6 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-6 Video Games Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:15:14 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 9 + 10) It may be a new month, but that's not going to stop us from giving you another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden. Defunct Games It may be a new month, but that's not going to stop us from giving you another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden. In this episode we chase down thieving postal employees, throw ninja stars at cars and get introduced to a shadowy organization that everybody already knows. That's right, it's another unpredictable episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-5 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-5 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-5 Video Games Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:19:42 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 7 + 8) We're a month in to our 13 week Ninja Gaiden book on tape. If you were one of those people disappointed by last week's abbreviated episode, this 25 minute long monster is for you. Defunct Games We're a month in to our 13 week Ninja Gaiden book on tape. If you were one of those people disappointed by last week's abbreviated episode, this 25 minute long monster is for you. We get more ninja action, more mystery and, best of all, more Wimple! And did somebody say toothpick fight? http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-4 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-4 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-4 Video Games Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:25:33 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 5 + 6) After surviving two solid episodes of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden we feel that you're about ready to experience chapters 5 and 6. Defunct Games After surviving two solid episodes of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden we feel that you're about ready to experience chapters 5 and 6. In this episode we learn what happened to Dr. Wimple and what Ryu's father wrote to his newborn son. Do you feel that you have what it takes to continue your Ninja Gaiden adventure? http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-3 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-3 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-3 Video Games Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:14:49 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 3 + 4) We were able to survive the exciting debut episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, which means that it's time to unveil this week's installment. Defunct Games We were able to survive the exciting debut episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, which means that it's time to unveil this week's installment. This week we travel back in time to catch up with Ryu's father. I'm sure nothing tragic will happen in that back story, right? Find out now when you experience the third and fourth chapters of Ninja Gaiden! http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-2 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-2 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-2 Video Games Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:25:21 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden (Ch. 1 + 2) Defunct Games is proud to present to you our newest weekly show - Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden. Over the next thirteen weeks you will hear two chapters read to you in the classic books-on-tape format. Defunct Games Defunct Games is proud to present to you our newest weekly show - Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden. Over the next thirteen weeks you will hear two chapters read to you in the classic books-on-tape format. We've included music and sound effects to spruce everything up, and stick around after the chapters for a short open letter to the author. http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-1 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-1 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-1 Video Games Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0800 no 00:17:42 Defunct Games, Cyril Lachel, Ninja Gaiden, Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden, A.L. Singer, Nintendo Entertainment System, books on tape, MP3, audio